Tag: Government
MEDIA RELEASE: Do Not Suspend The Constitution, Hilda!
In a hastily drafted media release, Unlisted Thoughts strongly urges the President of the Republic of the Marshall Islands, Her Excellency Hilda Heine, to not suspend the Constitution of the Republic of the Marshall Islands (the Constitution), not take drastic actions to restore public security, and not rule by decree as a defensive measure against communist acts of violence endangering the state.
Unlisted Thoughts was saddened to learn that on the morning of 26 August 2025, the Nitijela Parliament Building was ablaze. Unlisted Thoughts expresses to the Marshallese our condolence and our gratitude that no-one was killed in the inferno.
MEDIA RELEASE: Dorinda Cox Must Make Her Own Party And Leave It
Earlier today, Senator Dorinda Cox of the Great State of Western Australia made a move not on anyone’s bingo card by defecting from the Australians Greens to the Australian Labor Party.
A strong proponent of the Harrow Fairness Doctrine of “fair is fair” (see below), Unlisted Thoughts commends Senator Cox’s burning of any residual trust in her from her Greens voters by filling the Fatima Payman–shaped hole left in the 2022 class of Western Australian Labor senators. In absence of codifying the doctrine, Senator Cox bravely chose to defect and attempt a Reverse Payman.
OPEN LETTER: NSW coat of arms on the NSW Supreme Court website
Unlisted Thoughts, on behalf of the Concerned Citizens of the Great State of New South Wales, has sent a letter to the Honourable Chief Justice Andrew Scott Bell in his capacity as the Chief Justice of New South Wales regarding the NSW coat of arms on the NSW Supreme Court website.
Unlisted Thoughts will ensure that this gets to the Chief Justice.
You can download our letter using this link.
You can also find the letter below:
Australia’s Governor-General Horse Race — Part 1, 2024
A recap of who might be the next Governor-General of Australia
Every five years, the Australian Prime Minister does a little magic trick and spin and he — Julia Gillard never got to recommend one — reveals who will be the next Governor-General of the Commonwealth of Australia.
The current governor-general, His Excellency General the Honourable David Hurley AC DSC (Retd) — or Dave to his mates, was appointed by the Queen of Australia on 1 July 2019. Given governors-general tend to serve five-year terms and it doesn’t look like Dave is getting an extension, come July, Australia will have a new governor-general.
Tag: Lost Its Way
MEDIA RELEASE: Do Not Suspend The Constitution, Hilda!
In a hastily drafted media release, Unlisted Thoughts strongly urges the President of the Republic of the Marshall Islands, Her Excellency Hilda Heine, to not suspend the Constitution of the Republic of the Marshall Islands (the Constitution), not take drastic actions to restore public security, and not rule by decree as a defensive measure against communist acts of violence endangering the state.
Unlisted Thoughts was saddened to learn that on the morning of 26 August 2025, the Nitijela Parliament Building was ablaze. Unlisted Thoughts expresses to the Marshallese our condolence and our gratitude that no-one was killed in the inferno.
MEDIA RELEASE: Keep Auntie Australian – Day, Month, Year
The Australian Broadcasting Corporation is one of the best things Australia has ever created. There is no dispute about this. However, Auntie has a horrendous tumour on the side of its brain: its style for dates.
As stated in the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s style guide:
Our style for dates: February 9, 1985. Abbreviate top-of-the-hour times, but write others in full: 6am, 3pm, 9:30pm, 11:58pm.
This is not on.
As described in the Australian Government style manual, the good people of the sunburnt and God-forsaken country of Australia use—and use it proudly while they’re at it—a format known as Day–Month–Year.
Tag: Marshall
MEDIA RELEASE: Do Not Suspend The Constitution, Hilda!
In a hastily drafted media release, Unlisted Thoughts strongly urges the President of the Republic of the Marshall Islands, Her Excellency Hilda Heine, to not suspend the Constitution of the Republic of the Marshall Islands (the Constitution), not take drastic actions to restore public security, and not rule by decree as a defensive measure against communist acts of violence endangering the state.
Unlisted Thoughts was saddened to learn that on the morning of 26 August 2025, the Nitijela Parliament Building was ablaze. Unlisted Thoughts expresses to the Marshallese our condolence and our gratitude that no-one was killed in the inferno.
Tag: Media Release
MEDIA RELEASE: Do Not Suspend The Constitution, Hilda!
In a hastily drafted media release, Unlisted Thoughts strongly urges the President of the Republic of the Marshall Islands, Her Excellency Hilda Heine, to not suspend the Constitution of the Republic of the Marshall Islands (the Constitution), not take drastic actions to restore public security, and not rule by decree as a defensive measure against communist acts of violence endangering the state.
Unlisted Thoughts was saddened to learn that on the morning of 26 August 2025, the Nitijela Parliament Building was ablaze. Unlisted Thoughts expresses to the Marshallese our condolence and our gratitude that no-one was killed in the inferno.
MEDIA RELEASE: Dorinda Cox Must Make Her Own Party And Leave It
Earlier today, Senator Dorinda Cox of the Great State of Western Australia made a move not on anyone’s bingo card by defecting from the Australians Greens to the Australian Labor Party.
A strong proponent of the Harrow Fairness Doctrine of “fair is fair” (see below), Unlisted Thoughts commends Senator Cox’s burning of any residual trust in her from her Greens voters by filling the Fatima Payman–shaped hole left in the 2022 class of Western Australian Labor senators. In absence of codifying the doctrine, Senator Cox bravely chose to defect and attempt a Reverse Payman.
MEDIA RELEASE: Coptic Pope still alive
Unlisted Thoughts is proud to announce that the Pope of the Coptic Orthodox Church, Tawadros II, is still alive despite reports otherwise.
As the Coptic Pope of the Sea of Alexandria, Tawadros II is continuing to perform his duties of being the Bishop of Alexandria and the chairman of the Holy Synod of the Coptic Orthodox Church.
While he is no Patriarch of Moscow and all Rus’, Unlisted Thoughts is confident that Tawadros II has the mental capacity and physical ability to perform his duties.
MEDIA RELEASE: Keep Auntie Australian – Day, Month, Year
The Australian Broadcasting Corporation is one of the best things Australia has ever created. There is no dispute about this. However, Auntie has a horrendous tumour on the side of its brain: its style for dates.
As stated in the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s style guide:
Our style for dates: February 9, 1985. Abbreviate top-of-the-hour times, but write others in full: 6am, 3pm, 9:30pm, 11:58pm.
This is not on.
As described in the Australian Government style manual, the good people of the sunburnt and God-forsaken country of Australia use—and use it proudly while they’re at it—a format known as Day–Month–Year.
MEDIA RELEASE: Forget About It – No More Amnesiac Protagonists
For too long, amnesiacs have been over-represented in video game protagonists. However, this is not because the video game industry respects the memory loss syndrome. Instead, this is because video game plot writers—the most oppressed group in society—are lazy, uncreative hacks who think the easiest way to let the player choose their character’s path is to make the character an amnesiac.
By making the playable protagonist an amnesiac, game developers now have carte blanche to have both story mechanics and plot points lazily dictated to the protagonist.
Tag: President
MEDIA RELEASE: Do Not Suspend The Constitution, Hilda!
In a hastily drafted media release, Unlisted Thoughts strongly urges the President of the Republic of the Marshall Islands, Her Excellency Hilda Heine, to not suspend the Constitution of the Republic of the Marshall Islands (the Constitution), not take drastic actions to restore public security, and not rule by decree as a defensive measure against communist acts of violence endangering the state.
Unlisted Thoughts was saddened to learn that on the morning of 26 August 2025, the Nitijela Parliament Building was ablaze. Unlisted Thoughts expresses to the Marshallese our condolence and our gratitude that no-one was killed in the inferno.
MEDIA RELEASE: Coptic Pope still alive
Unlisted Thoughts is proud to announce that the Pope of the Coptic Orthodox Church, Tawadros II, is still alive despite reports otherwise.
As the Coptic Pope of the Sea of Alexandria, Tawadros II is continuing to perform his duties of being the Bishop of Alexandria and the chairman of the Holy Synod of the Coptic Orthodox Church.
While he is no Patriarch of Moscow and all Rus’, Unlisted Thoughts is confident that Tawadros II has the mental capacity and physical ability to perform his duties.
Tag: Satire
MEDIA RELEASE: Do Not Suspend The Constitution, Hilda!
In a hastily drafted media release, Unlisted Thoughts strongly urges the President of the Republic of the Marshall Islands, Her Excellency Hilda Heine, to not suspend the Constitution of the Republic of the Marshall Islands (the Constitution), not take drastic actions to restore public security, and not rule by decree as a defensive measure against communist acts of violence endangering the state.
Unlisted Thoughts was saddened to learn that on the morning of 26 August 2025, the Nitijela Parliament Building was ablaze. Unlisted Thoughts expresses to the Marshallese our condolence and our gratitude that no-one was killed in the inferno.
MEDIA RELEASE: Dorinda Cox Must Make Her Own Party And Leave It
Earlier today, Senator Dorinda Cox of the Great State of Western Australia made a move not on anyone’s bingo card by defecting from the Australians Greens to the Australian Labor Party.
A strong proponent of the Harrow Fairness Doctrine of “fair is fair” (see below), Unlisted Thoughts commends Senator Cox’s burning of any residual trust in her from her Greens voters by filling the Fatima Payman–shaped hole left in the 2022 class of Western Australian Labor senators. In absence of codifying the doctrine, Senator Cox bravely chose to defect and attempt a Reverse Payman.
MEDIA RELEASE: Coptic Pope still alive
Unlisted Thoughts is proud to announce that the Pope of the Coptic Orthodox Church, Tawadros II, is still alive despite reports otherwise.
As the Coptic Pope of the Sea of Alexandria, Tawadros II is continuing to perform his duties of being the Bishop of Alexandria and the chairman of the Holy Synod of the Coptic Orthodox Church.
While he is no Patriarch of Moscow and all Rus’, Unlisted Thoughts is confident that Tawadros II has the mental capacity and physical ability to perform his duties.
MEDIA RELEASE: Keep Auntie Australian – Day, Month, Year
The Australian Broadcasting Corporation is one of the best things Australia has ever created. There is no dispute about this. However, Auntie has a horrendous tumour on the side of its brain: its style for dates.
As stated in the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s style guide:
Our style for dates: February 9, 1985. Abbreviate top-of-the-hour times, but write others in full: 6am, 3pm, 9:30pm, 11:58pm.
This is not on.
As described in the Australian Government style manual, the good people of the sunburnt and God-forsaken country of Australia use—and use it proudly while they’re at it—a format known as Day–Month–Year.
MEDIA RELEASE: Forget About It – No More Amnesiac Protagonists
For too long, amnesiacs have been over-represented in video game protagonists. However, this is not because the video game industry respects the memory loss syndrome. Instead, this is because video game plot writers—the most oppressed group in society—are lazy, uncreative hacks who think the easiest way to let the player choose their character’s path is to make the character an amnesiac.
By making the playable protagonist an amnesiac, game developers now have carte blanche to have both story mechanics and plot points lazily dictated to the protagonist.
Tag: Senate
MEDIA RELEASE: Dorinda Cox Must Make Her Own Party And Leave It
Earlier today, Senator Dorinda Cox of the Great State of Western Australia made a move not on anyone’s bingo card by defecting from the Australians Greens to the Australian Labor Party.
A strong proponent of the Harrow Fairness Doctrine of “fair is fair” (see below), Unlisted Thoughts commends Senator Cox’s burning of any residual trust in her from her Greens voters by filling the Fatima Payman–shaped hole left in the 2022 class of Western Australian Labor senators. In absence of codifying the doctrine, Senator Cox bravely chose to defect and attempt a Reverse Payman.
Tag: Pope
MEDIA RELEASE: Coptic Pope still alive
Unlisted Thoughts is proud to announce that the Pope of the Coptic Orthodox Church, Tawadros II, is still alive despite reports otherwise.
As the Coptic Pope of the Sea of Alexandria, Tawadros II is continuing to perform his duties of being the Bishop of Alexandria and the chairman of the Holy Synod of the Coptic Orthodox Church.
While he is no Patriarch of Moscow and all Rus’, Unlisted Thoughts is confident that Tawadros II has the mental capacity and physical ability to perform his duties.
Tag: ABC
MEDIA RELEASE: Keep Auntie Australian – Day, Month, Year
The Australian Broadcasting Corporation is one of the best things Australia has ever created. There is no dispute about this. However, Auntie has a horrendous tumour on the side of its brain: its style for dates.
As stated in the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s style guide:
Our style for dates: February 9, 1985. Abbreviate top-of-the-hour times, but write others in full: 6am, 3pm, 9:30pm, 11:58pm.
This is not on.
As described in the Australian Government style manual, the good people of the sunburnt and God-forsaken country of Australia use—and use it proudly while they’re at it—a format known as Day–Month–Year.
Tag: Media Watch
MEDIA RELEASE: Keep Auntie Australian – Day, Month, Year
The Australian Broadcasting Corporation is one of the best things Australia has ever created. There is no dispute about this. However, Auntie has a horrendous tumour on the side of its brain: its style for dates.
As stated in the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s style guide:
Our style for dates: February 9, 1985. Abbreviate top-of-the-hour times, but write others in full: 6am, 3pm, 9:30pm, 11:58pm.
This is not on.
As described in the Australian Government style manual, the good people of the sunburnt and God-forsaken country of Australia use—and use it proudly while they’re at it—a format known as Day–Month–Year.
Tag: Names
MEDIA RELEASE: Forget About It – No More Amnesiac Protagonists
For too long, amnesiacs have been over-represented in video game protagonists. However, this is not because the video game industry respects the memory loss syndrome. Instead, this is because video game plot writers—the most oppressed group in society—are lazy, uncreative hacks who think the easiest way to let the player choose their character’s path is to make the character an amnesiac.
By making the playable protagonist an amnesiac, game developers now have carte blanche to have both story mechanics and plot points lazily dictated to the protagonist.
Tag: Video Games
MEDIA RELEASE: Forget About It – No More Amnesiac Protagonists
For too long, amnesiacs have been over-represented in video game protagonists. However, this is not because the video game industry respects the memory loss syndrome. Instead, this is because video game plot writers—the most oppressed group in society—are lazy, uncreative hacks who think the easiest way to let the player choose their character’s path is to make the character an amnesiac.
By making the playable protagonist an amnesiac, game developers now have carte blanche to have both story mechanics and plot points lazily dictated to the protagonist.
Tag: Coat of Arms
OPEN LETTER: NSW coat of arms on the NSW Supreme Court website
Unlisted Thoughts, on behalf of the Concerned Citizens of the Great State of New South Wales, has sent a letter to the Honourable Chief Justice Andrew Scott Bell in his capacity as the Chief Justice of New South Wales regarding the NSW coat of arms on the NSW Supreme Court website.
Unlisted Thoughts will ensure that this gets to the Chief Justice.
You can download our letter using this link.
You can also find the letter below:
Tag: NSW
OPEN LETTER: NSW coat of arms on the NSW Supreme Court website
Unlisted Thoughts, on behalf of the Concerned Citizens of the Great State of New South Wales, has sent a letter to the Honourable Chief Justice Andrew Scott Bell in his capacity as the Chief Justice of New South Wales regarding the NSW coat of arms on the NSW Supreme Court website.
Unlisted Thoughts will ensure that this gets to the Chief Justice.
You can download our letter using this link.
You can also find the letter below:
Tag: Supreme Court
OPEN LETTER: NSW coat of arms on the NSW Supreme Court website
Unlisted Thoughts, on behalf of the Concerned Citizens of the Great State of New South Wales, has sent a letter to the Honourable Chief Justice Andrew Scott Bell in his capacity as the Chief Justice of New South Wales regarding the NSW coat of arms on the NSW Supreme Court website.
Unlisted Thoughts will ensure that this gets to the Chief Justice.
You can download our letter using this link.
You can also find the letter below:
Tag: Analysis
Australia’s Governor-General Horse Race — Part 1, 2024
A recap of who might be the next Governor-General of Australia
Every five years, the Australian Prime Minister does a little magic trick and spin and he — Julia Gillard never got to recommend one — reveals who will be the next Governor-General of the Commonwealth of Australia.
The current governor-general, His Excellency General the Honourable David Hurley AC DSC (Retd) — or Dave to his mates, was appointed by the Queen of Australia on 1 July 2019. Given governors-general tend to serve five-year terms and it doesn’t look like Dave is getting an extension, come July, Australia will have a new governor-general.
Tag: Australia
Australia’s Governor-General Horse Race — Part 1, 2024
A recap of who might be the next Governor-General of Australia
Every five years, the Australian Prime Minister does a little magic trick and spin and he — Julia Gillard never got to recommend one — reveals who will be the next Governor-General of the Commonwealth of Australia.
The current governor-general, His Excellency General the Honourable David Hurley AC DSC (Retd) — or Dave to his mates, was appointed by the Queen of Australia on 1 July 2019. Given governors-general tend to serve five-year terms and it doesn’t look like Dave is getting an extension, come July, Australia will have a new governor-general.
Tag: Governor-General
Australia’s Governor-General Horse Race — Part 1, 2024
A recap of who might be the next Governor-General of Australia
Every five years, the Australian Prime Minister does a little magic trick and spin and he — Julia Gillard never got to recommend one — reveals who will be the next Governor-General of the Commonwealth of Australia.
The current governor-general, His Excellency General the Honourable David Hurley AC DSC (Retd) — or Dave to his mates, was appointed by the Queen of Australia on 1 July 2019. Given governors-general tend to serve five-year terms and it doesn’t look like Dave is getting an extension, come July, Australia will have a new governor-general.
Tag: Criminal
VIDEO: Unlisted Thoughts - Wrestlers or Criminal Google Slides Quiz of Doom and More!!!
Hey, we did a video!
You can find the quiz here: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1teBAclPiDi9fT0CgxYll-HGiHN_MWfHCEc3xPD5JI0c/edit?usp=sharing.
Video Description:
On some dark sunny day, four people try and determine who is a criminal and who is a wrestler. Things go horrifically wrong.
Arjun is played by Matt Damon Kayaan is played by Matt LeBlanc Warwick is played by Daniel Radcliffe William is played by Ian Goodenough Edited by one of the four
Tag: Eh-Tony
MISCELLANEOUS: The Story Of: Eh-Tony - Bonus Pictures






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By William Luu.
MISCELLANEOUS: The Story Of: Eh-Tony - the Federal member for Tonysville
The Tony To Change It All

In 2016, trust in politicians reached a new low in Australia. People’s faith in democracy was on a downward trend. This was common across all electorates.
Except one.
In 2013, Eh-Tony (who is mononymous) campaigned on a platform of change and solidarity. He sought to put behind the disconnect and apathy of voters to federal politics. He was to represent all Tonys across Australia by being the member for Tonysville, the electorate with the highest concentration of Tonys, Anthonys, Antonios, Antoinettes, Tonis, Tonyas, etc. He believed that Tonys in Tonysville could join together in Tony solidarity.
Tag: Post
MISCELLANEOUS: The First Post - The Start of an Unlisted Journey
#Help #I #accidentally #installed #a #program #which #adds #hashtags #to #start #of #anything #that #has #whitespace #behind #it
By William.
Tag: Unfunny
MISCELLANEOUS: The First Post - The Start of an Unlisted Journey
#Help #I #accidentally #installed #a #program #which #adds #hashtags #to #start #of #anything #that #has #whitespace #behind #it
By William.
Tag: Unlisted Lore
MISCELLANEOUS: The Story Of: Eh-Tony - Bonus Pictures






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By William Luu.
MISCELLANEOUS: The Story Of: Eh-Tony - the Federal member for Tonysville
The Tony To Change It All

In 2016, trust in politicians reached a new low in Australia. People’s faith in democracy was on a downward trend. This was common across all electorates.
Except one.
In 2013, Eh-Tony (who is mononymous) campaigned on a platform of change and solidarity. He sought to put behind the disconnect and apathy of voters to federal politics. He was to represent all Tonys across Australia by being the member for Tonysville, the electorate with the highest concentration of Tonys, Anthonys, Antonios, Antoinettes, Tonis, Tonyas, etc. He believed that Tonys in Tonysville could join together in Tony solidarity.
Tag: Video
VIDEO: Unlisted Thoughts - Wrestlers or Criminal Google Slides Quiz of Doom and More!!!
Hey, we did a video!
You can find the quiz here: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1teBAclPiDi9fT0CgxYll-HGiHN_MWfHCEc3xPD5JI0c/edit?usp=sharing.
Video Description:
On some dark sunny day, four people try and determine who is a criminal and who is a wrestler. Things go horrifically wrong.
Arjun is played by Matt Damon Kayaan is played by Matt LeBlanc Warwick is played by Daniel Radcliffe William is played by Ian Goodenough Edited by one of the four
Tag: Wrestler
VIDEO: Unlisted Thoughts - Wrestlers or Criminal Google Slides Quiz of Doom and More!!!
Hey, we did a video!
You can find the quiz here: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1teBAclPiDi9fT0CgxYll-HGiHN_MWfHCEc3xPD5JI0c/edit?usp=sharing.
Video Description:
On some dark sunny day, four people try and determine who is a criminal and who is a wrestler. Things go horrifically wrong.
Arjun is played by Matt Damon Kayaan is played by Matt LeBlanc Warwick is played by Daniel Radcliffe William is played by Ian Goodenough Edited by one of the four
Tag: YouTube
VIDEO: Unlisted Thoughts - Wrestlers or Criminal Google Slides Quiz of Doom and More!!!
Hey, we did a video!
You can find the quiz here: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1teBAclPiDi9fT0CgxYll-HGiHN_MWfHCEc3xPD5JI0c/edit?usp=sharing.
Video Description:
On some dark sunny day, four people try and determine who is a criminal and who is a wrestler. Things go horrifically wrong.
Arjun is played by Matt Damon Kayaan is played by Matt LeBlanc Warwick is played by Daniel Radcliffe William is played by Ian Goodenough Edited by one of the four