MEDIA RELEASE: Coptic Pope still alive
Unlisted Thoughts is proud to announce that the Pope of the Coptic Orthodox Church, Tawadros II, is still alive despite reports otherwise.
As the Coptic Pope of the Sea of Alexandria, Tawadros II is continuing to perform his duties of being the Bishop of Alexandria and the chairman of the Holy Synod of the Coptic Orthodox Church.
While he is no Patriarch of Moscow and all Rus’, Unlisted Thoughts is confident that Tawadros II has the mental capacity and physical ability to perform his duties.
Unlisted Thoughts does not understand the hullabaloo of a Pope dying when the Coptic Pope can still stand on his own two feet.
We have even sent a reporter to gently strike the Coptic Pope’s head with a silver hammer and then call out the Coptic Pope’s baptismal name three times. While the Coptic Pope did not take kindly to the hammer, he did respond on the second call of his baptismal name.
Unlisted Thoughts has not heard back from this reporter.
Unlisted Thoughts was saddened to learn that Pope Romanus Ongombe died in 2018. Our condolences are with his family.
We have been unable to confirm if the antipope Peter III, Supreme Pontiff of the Palmarian Catholic Church, is alive. However, we do not claim that he is deceased or that the supreme death of Pope Francis makes Pope Peter III the legitimate Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. Unlisted Thoughts fails to recognise Pope Peter III as the Bishop of Rome.
Unlisted Thoughts calls on interested readers to examine the Wikipedia list of popes who died violently.
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